Back in 1998,
while trekking through Egypt as an entertainer for Princess
Cruises, I thought it might be a fun idea to shoot a picture by
the pyramids for my Christmas card.
Little did I know that I was planting the seeds for a
ritual that would come to rule my life: the yearly quest to pull
a clever holiday card out of my ass.
It's totally out of control and I'm considering
converting to Judaism. Until
I do, here they are.